If You Try To Kill A King

…you’d better not miss.

“This all points to a collapse of Russia. All sorts of other other peripheral actions in the Russian zone of influence will be curtailed as a consequence of Ukraine.” — General Richard David Shirreff, a retired senior British Army officer and author. From March 2011 to March 2014 he served as Deputy Supreme Allied Commander Europe.

All the British tabloids are going with the “Putin’s limo attacked” story:

Chief Putin assassination ringleader to key trigger man [transcribed]: “Just remember that when you fire the projectile, you need to aim straight for the front left tire of his limousine…get that tire or we’ll all be in trouble. Blow that tire to shreds!”