This is stupid and lame, I admit that, but in one respect Justin Beiber and I park our cars in the same garage. I’m referring to the 18 year-old pop star having dissed Prince William for not doing something about his thinning hair. “There are things to prevent that,” Beiber recently told the Daily Mail‘s “Rolla Coaster” magazine. “You just take Propecia and your hair grows back.” When William and Kate got married in late April 2011, I ran a riff called “I Take Thee, Baldie.”

I don’t know why I’m posting this. I guess it’s comforting on some level to have someone in your corner or to be in theirs, even if it’s Justin Beiber. I know. Lame. Yes, if was Prince William, I would definitely do “something” about it….but who cares? He can be as bald as he wants.