“I’m trying to satisfy your need to probe into my private life and thoughts, but uh….I’m not going to give you any revelations. Just not going to happen.” You should to try and guess who said this to a would-be interviewer inside a trailer parked in a Toronto suburb in 1986. If it takes you more than five or ten seconds to identify the person, then you probably need to see a certain film by Todd Haynes, and I don’t mean Velvet Goldmine.