I was going to buy a $15 ticket to watch this piece of shit at a local Santa Barbara theatre — a 5:30 pm show prior to this evening’s Renee Zelwegger tribute at the Arlington. But I’d much rather catch a 5:40 pm screening of Andrew Patterson‘s The Vast of Night, a ’50s-era sci-fi flick that premiered at Slamdance 2019.

And speaking of animals, sometime this year I’d love to see a Presidential contender or candidate use an animal analogy against his/her opponent. Like JFK did in the final stages of the 1960 campaign. Effective stuff. Funny.