“It’s hard to feel sorry for celebs with oceans of money who employ armies of sociopathic [expletives] to call you up and bitch about every little item. You sign away your privacy when you become a star or boldface bigshot and agree to play this game. You took our money, so we own you. If you don’t like it buy an island and stay on it.” — quote attributed to embattled “Page Six” reporter Jared Paul Stern by way of a Washington Post piece about the scandal that exploded in Stern’s face a couple of days ago.
