Mike Binder‘s Jokeyphone is up and rolling in Beta form. My three favorite jokes so far are (a) “No Politics,” (b) “American girls” and (c) “12 Year-old Scotch.”

Inspired by Jokeyphone I tried to find my all-time favorite joke — the one that some call “kiki” about two anthropologists captured by cannibals in New Guinea, etc.? — but I couldn’t find it anywhere. If anyone has seen this on YouTube under some other name, please advise. You know which one I mean….? Anthropologost #2, having seen what happened to his friend when he chose “kiki” says, “I’m not a brave man so I’ll choose death.” And the chief goes, “Very well, death…but first, kiki!”