Set in Southern California of the mid ’50s and based on Shannon Pfahl’s same-titled novel, On Swift Horses is about a pair of good-looking hunks (Jacob Elordi, Diego Calva) chowing down on each other’s schlongs, and a simultaneous lezzy thing between Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sasha Calle. This is what we all need so badly in our lives right now…. a movie about homosexuals in love in the Eisenhower era!

If you were riveted by Martin Ritt‘s No Down Payment (’57) and were charmed by Olivia Wilde‘s Don’t Worry, Darling (’22), On Swift Horses (Sony Classics, 4.25) is sure to ring your bell, especially if you’re into same-sex saliva droolings…yeah!