Horror and Kevin Smith? Doesn’t sound right. The words “profoundly awful idea” may even apply. I’ve previously suggested his writing suggested a GenX Who’s Afraid of Viriginia Woolf, which I know he has in him. And here’s a new pitch: a 150-minute My Dinner with Andre with Jason Mewes and I-don’t-know-who-else. Maybe Kevin, maybe somebody else playing Mewes’ old friend, maybe an actress playing a hot date, maybe Nick Nolte playing his dad. Shot in a restaurant like Andre, with nothing but closeups and two-shots and just dialogue, dialogue, dialogue.