And then he goes on Colbert and blows a significant percentage of his cool-kat cred by wearing whitesides. Yes, I'm kidding but on another level I'm not. Okay, he's still Adam Kinzinger and still a man of substance, but why would someone with his integrity and moral fibre thumb his nose at the Italian suede lace-up crowd? He surely understands that whitesides are a sartorial equivalent of a red flag. They certainly are on this site.