I’m pleased to have been invited to visit London a couple of weeks hence for a 20th Century Fox/Fantastic Mr. Fox junket, so why didn’t I get invited to the now-concluded Universal/Couples Retreat junket in Bora Bora that happened over the weekend? I’ll tell you why — somebody in Universal publicity doesn’t think I’m whorey enough. I sorta faintly resent this. I can bend over as readily and willingly as the next guy.
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Matira Beach in Bora Bora
Okay, my Bora Bora posts might have included zaps at this and that, but that’s what makes Hollywood Elsewhere a cool read…right? Plus I would have taken excellent photos. Couples Retreat will open on 10.9.
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