“So Kim says you’ve landed a place that has a terrace and (choke) looks out on the Mediterranean? And you call yourselves journalists? Unless they work for the N.Y. Times, Cannes-covering reporters and critics generally stay in hovels with small or no windows, and in buildings that are a nice healthy walk away from the Croisette. And views of the Mediterranean are totally out. You should know that. I’d like a full explanation, please, because this isn’t right.” — HE to Cinematical’s James Rocchi and Kim Voynar, who have allegedly scored nice digs during next month’s festival, courtesy of AOL.
