Today I received a cooler-than-cool Birdman action figure — relatively rare (one of only 1500), hand-crafted in London, hand-painted, mounted on a stand. It only made me want more, of course. A Michael Keaton-as-Riggan Thomson figure with a little digital player that says some of his lines. Or an Edward Norton-as-Mike Shiner action figure. Not economically practical, of course. Thanks to Fox Searchlight.