Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley's Dungeons & Dragons is instantly boring and a waste of time. I was rolling my eyes after ten minutes' worth, and I bailed altogether after a half-hour or so. The writing is trite and formulaic. The mood is spritzy and light-hearted, yes, but in a strange way exhausting. It's the kind of material that we've seen over and over, and if you're happy with this kind of shite I don't know what to tell you. Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Regé-Jean Page, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis and Hugh Grant sleep-walk through it.