We all know exactly what will happen in Neill Blomkamp‘s Chappie, which is about a “kidnapped robot who ends up being raised in a dysfunctional family.” And who learns about life on the planet earth the way a dog would. And who learns to talk and feel and relate and all that good stuff. And who gets abused and taken advantage of by bad guys. Blomkamp buddy Sharlto Copley collects a paycheck for voicing Chappie and doing the motion-capture performing. Costarring Hugh Jackman, Dev Patel, Sigourney Weaver. Columbia will release Chappie on 3.6.15.