Defamer’s Mark Lisanti reported yesterday that Inland Empire director David Lynch is “RIGHT NOW sitting on the corner of Hollywood and La Brea with a cow on a leash and a picture of Laura Dern that says ‘For Your Consideration.'” Lynch is obviously desperate, but his oddball streak is why most of us love the guy and a stunt like this is vintage.

Lynch “also has a sign that says ‘without cows there would be no cheese in the Inland Empire.’ This is one of those things that a person needs to see. I wish I wasn’t chained to a desk.'” This sounds better than Terry Gilliam panhandling for quarters in Manhattan. I’m sorry I wasn’t faster on the draw. Too bad somebody with Lynch didn’t put out an advance notice of some kind.