Gotta catch this in IMAX 3D, right? Too big, loud and cool to stream. If only we lived in a Marvel world 24/7. If only we could all share in the profits! Imagine the souls of millions of moviegoers being sucked in by a giant CG Ultron vacuum machine. Imagine smashing a peach ice-cream cone into my forehead. Imagine movies without the influential virus of comic books and videogames and needing to appeal to submental Asian filmgoers. It isn’t hard to do. Imagine a world in which Marnie is rediscovered and celebrated…no, wait, scratch that one.
