Riding the flying Triumph over the barbed wire is the Steve McQueen moment everyone remembers**, but his stardom was officially sanctified with his return to Stalag Luft III. The whole camp came to a standstill. With everyone — German commanders, guards, inmates — staring at Cpt. Virgil Hilts and hanging on his every utterance, director John Sturges was telling the audience that McQueen was the King of Cool and that further attention would be paid. There but for the awful grace of God went Rick Dalton.
“Things I Hate About The Great Escape,” posted on 8.2.16: My basic beef is that the American and British prisoners are so casually enterprising, so smooth and cool and smug, that most of the camp scenes feel more or less like Hogan’s Heroes — i.e., doses of light attitude + mild slapstick comedy mixed with Sgt. Bilko with Germans. The prisoners swagger around like cock of the walks, smirking and dispensing insults and just getting away with every stunt in the book.
The only bad thing that happens during the entire camp portion (or about 65% to 70% of the film) is when one of the three tunnels is discovered by the Germans. That’s it! No other mishaps or mistakes except for the shooting of Angus Lennie‘s Archibald Ives, except in my book that’s a good thing.
Five random irritants: (1) The German camp commanders are far too lenient with the prisoners, who after all have been put into this super-camp because they’re all disobedient bad apples with a high likelihood of trying to escape;
(2) Why oh why don’t the Germans simply post two guards inside each of the barracks so as to spot any possible digging going on?;
(3) I despise Richard Attenborough‘s Roger/”Big X” character, such that I always feel a slight pang of pleasure when he gets machine-gunned to death near the end (not that I’m happy that the other 49 other prisoners are killed but at least Attenborough has been shut up for good);
(4) I hate the Brigadoon-like Scottish accent and cute-little-guy mannerisms used by Lennie, and so I always find it gratifying when Ives gets machine-gunned to death on the camp wire;
(5) That scene when McQueen and Ives explain to their superiors how they intend to dig their way out under the fence like moles is completely absurd and not even vaguely funny, and McQueen’s delivery of his dialogue is straight out of The Honeymoon Machine.
Another five problems: (6) Three tunnels (Tom, Dick and Harry) digging round the clock and the prisoners are getting rid of all that dirt (tons and tons of the stuff) with David McCallum‘s dinky little inside-the-pants-leg sock device, the making of which would take weeks if not months in order to outfit all the prisoners?;
(7) Scores of prisoners dropping little mounds of soil on the ground all day long, and not once do the Germans happen to notice little dirt piles where prisoners are standing?;
(8) McCallum draws fire from German security forces at that train station so as to protect Attenborough and Gordon Jackson — he willingly dies so that Attenborough can get away?;
(9) Near the end of the sequence in which Germans are pursuing McQueen on his stolen motorcycle over those beautiful green hills in southern Germany, it seems as if well over 60 or 70 foot soldiers are after him — does that make any sense?;
(10) How the hell could the main tunnel be completed 15 or 20 feet short of the woods?
Three more: (11) Charles Bronson‘s Danny has distinguished himself as a master tunnel-digger and yet as the Great Escape begins he’s suddenly suffering from creeping claustrophobia?;
(12) How could prisoners find an isolated storage room inside the camp that would give them enough privacy to build a still without the Germans spotting it? Not to mention the heating device, boiling pots, copper wire?;
(13) The Great Escape Bluray is nothing special.
Yes, I still enjoy a few elements: (1) the escape sequence itself with the tugging string, (2) James Coburn‘s peaceful bike ride through southern France and down into “Spine”, (3) McQueen’s glorious motorcycle riding + that body block he gives that German soldier when Ives is about to get shot, (4) the scene when Bronson freaks out when the lights go off inside the tunnel during an air raid, (5) the way James Garner inhales his unfiltered cigarettes as he talks to Werner the gullible German, and (6) that curiously misty texture in the cinematography during the 4th of July celebration. But these are few and far between.
** Yes, Bud Elkins performed the actual fence-leaping stunt but that’s immaterial.
