Have pity — that’s all I can say to myself. These 20something actors need the work and are doing their best, but the director[s] of these Coca Cola ads pushed them too hard. Are you guys really that aroused by the new slimmer and taller cans? Are you that delighted with the new fruity flavors? Which one “tastes like San Francisco” again? The actors will get through this, but I feel for them — that’s my main take-away. And I’m saying this as a fairly regular consumer of “poison water.”