With the National Enquirer running a legit cover story about Charlie Sheen‘s HIV positive status and a Today show press release announcing that Sheen will make a “revealing personal announcement” Tuesday morning in an interview with Matt Lauer, it’s finally okay to broach the subject. Everyone had heard about Sheen being the rumored big celeb who had allegedly contracted the virus but you don’t want to throw that shit around, especially concerning a matter as grave as this. Not that Sheen is looking at a final chapter of any kind. One presumes he’ll Magic Johnsoning for a long time to come.