Bruce Willis‘s attempt to get past the paid-huckster thing doesn’t work. He and the writers should have ignored this and approached from the opposite direction. “I’m Bruce Willis and I know more about vodka than most Russians or Poles,” he could have said. “I fly around on private jets, I’ve been with Russian hookers, I know Russian mafia guys and trust me…or don’t trust me, I don’t care…but I know what the real stuff tastes like.”