Here’s that Gordon-lying-in-a-hospital-bed teaser for The Dark Knight Rises. The one that appeared online for a few minutes last week before being taken down, I mean. “If you make yourself into more than just a man…if you devote yourself to an ideal…then you become something else entirely.” Wait a minute…Gordon? The trailer is obviously about Bane (Tom Hardy) so why is it wrong to presume it’s him behind the oxygen mask?