The couple that I most want to see go south is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Please — I want their love affair to die of malnutrition by Labor Day if at all possible, or certainly before the end of ‘24.

Only a lunatic would marry Swift — even a lughead like Kelce surely understands this.

Ben and J.Lo divorcing is…okay, I’m sorry. Clearly she’s driven him to madness with hyper frustration and career anxiety and whatnot. Key insider quote: “[Ben] wants a life with serenity and peace, and escaping this roller coaster will be a relief.”