“We, the undersigned, a group of student Muslim brothers and sisters, ask the cultural and media branch of the judiciary to prosecute Leyla Hatami for her sinful act of kissing a strange man in public, which according to article 638 of Islamic Criminal Justice carries a prison sentence. Furthermore, the action of this film star has hurt the religious sentiments of the proud and martyrs-breeding nation of Iran and as such we also demand the punishment of flogging for her, as stipulated in the law.” — Excerpt from complaint filed with Iran’s judiciary by Hizbullah Students, a group with links to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, as reported on 5.22 by the Guardian‘s Damien McElroy and Ahmad Vahdat.

What do you do with guys like this? You can’t exterminate them all…too many. You can’t throw the leading perpetrators naked into a cage with a randy gorilla…too perverse, too impractical and you couldn’t be sure that the gorilla would actually attempt intercourse.