Oscar Poker heartache is right here for the listening.

All hail Poor Things, which is basically a hipper, cooler, more baroquely imaginative and definitely a more sexual version of Barbie…basically Barbie meets a British-stamped, Victorian-era Fellini Satyricon but with similar feminist use-your-girl-power content.

Okay, Hollywood Elsewhere is looking to add a little extra income….big deal, right? I’ll be adding other features as things progress within the next couple of weeks…yeah, man. Again, here’s the link.