I’ll never stay in a Las Vegas suite of this size or splendor ever again. I was given this high-roller pad because the wifi in the other rooms wasn’t working and they wanted to be nice to guests of Cinevegas, and I just don’t get here that often or care that much. I hate to sound like a shmuck tourist from Emporia , Kansas, but this place is amazing. Two big high-def flat screens, a little bar with a free refrigerator, a whirlpool bath, a poker table, breathtaking views of the Paris and Bellagio, an iPod music player. Give me a break.