The relentlessly sneering “Steve Brody” wrote this morning that it would be fitting if I’m still around when Jett and Cait’s daughter becomes a wokester.

Guaranteed: By the time Parker or Ripley Wells is of a politically assertive age wokeness will no longer be a definer. Bringing ruin and disrepute to imperfect people who wrote or tweeted the wrong thing 10 years earlier will be regarded in the same light as ‘90s raves or young guys burning their draft cards.