So the Daily Mail‘s Baz Bamigboye went to the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel du Cap last Saturday night, and learned from an “executive” that Vicky Cristina Barcelona costar Scarlett Johansson didn’t make it to Cannes because of “scheduling issues,” as Woody Allen put it the other day in a press confernce, but because she was being an ego-monster in terms of perks. She demanded an out-of-town villa (“way out in the sticks, some 25 to 30 miles away”) and insisted on a 5,000 euro-per-day makeup consultant, Bamigboye reports.