Rufus T. Firefly: “Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?” Chicolini: “Thatsa good one. I give you three guesses.” Rufus T. Firefly: “Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia…is it male or female?” Chicolini: “No, I no think so.” Rufus T. Firefly: “Is he dead?”Chicolini: “Who?”