Here’s an over-cranked music sequence from Ashutosh Gowariker‘s What’s Your Rashee?, which will show at the Toronto Film Festival. Imagine how this seqence could have played if the guy (Harman Baweja) had played his guitar in a natural, sitting-in-a-car sort of way and just sung along with his own unamplified voice. This is the Bollywood-influenced aesthetic that has made Indian films into unwatchable junk.

The pretty girl, by the way, is Priyanka Chopra, who plays 12 diferent parts in the film. Notice how she refuses to look at the road for long stretches of time? If only David Cronenberg had directed…