John Anderson does an M. Night slice-and-dice in this N.Y. Post piece. The neat part is the observation that Hollywood studios and producers are probably “praying for a Night fall” and that “the whole town has turned into a NASCAR event — you know, with onlookers leaning over the railings and hoping for a crash?” and that this coming weekend “Hollywood heavies will head out to see Lady in the Water as if they were going to the Roman Colosseum — to root for the lions.”