I wouldn’t otherwise comment on the Mucca-Macca divorce case, but “Rumpy Stumpy” isn’t merely a good or clever tabloid headline — I think it’s inspirational in the vein of “Headless Body in Topless Bar.” You need to read the story so as to appreciate the full import.
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