Borat‘s Sacha Baron Cohen wins for Best Comedy/Musical Performance by an Actor! He tells an extended joke about costar Kenneth Davitian, the naked wrestling fat guy. Cohen riffs on “the anus and testicles of my costar…when I saw your two wrinkled Golden Globes on my chin, I thought to myself, I’d better win a bloody award for this.” Also: “Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far…thank you.”