This muddy-looking video clip is why Jerry Seinfeld should host next year’s Oscar awards, Key passage: Award shows are “all a big jerkoff,” he says. “They don’t mean a goddam thing. Stupid… they’re all stupid. On TV, it’s beyond me why we feel the need to…dig out these jagoff bowling trophies six times a year so all these people can pat each other on the back about how much money they’re making [and] boring the piss out of half the world. And I had not already won [a lot of ] these awards, I would not be talking like this.”
