How would the world be a lesser place if Kim Kardashian was to fall headfirst down a well and drown? She’s redefined the words “nothingness” and “worthlessness” in ways that would give even F. Scott Fitzgerald, the creator of Daisy Buchanan and husband of Zelda Fitzgerald, pause. The fact that she’s famous and desired for her hot bod, for being rich, for her Ray J sex tape, and for Keeping Up with the Kardashians amounts to a societal indictment of the first order. Put her on Charlie Rose and she’d say…what? I’m asking.

The key to this photo is the look of smug delight on the Ben & Jerry guy’s face. He’s just sold an ice cream cone to the smokin’ Kim Kardashian, and his day is totally made.