…happens in supermarket aisles. Second only to showers. My third most productive meditations happen while driving.

Philip Marlowe: “Excuse me, I don’t see any Courry brand cat food here.”

Supermarket clerk: “Some what?”

Marlowe: “Some Courry brand cat…”

Clerk: “Could you spell that?

Marlowe: “Courry brand, C-O-U-R-…”

Clerk: “Oh, we’re all out of that. Why don’t you get this? All this shit is the same anyways.”

Marlowe: “You don’t happen to have a cat by any chance?”

Clerk: “What do I need a cat for, I’ve got a girl.”