Pork-pie hats are worn only by GenX and GenY guys, and never by boomers. It’s cool for older guys if they were a kid in the ’70s, a teenager or young lad in the ’80s, a 20something or early-thirtysomething in the early ’90s, and are pushing or just past 40 in 2010. Or in your mid 40s even (i.e., Brad Pitt). But you can’t go pork-pie if you’re Barack Obama or David Poland‘s age (i.e., late 40s). There’s a very clear cutoff point.

Messenger costars Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson at two separate Monkey Bar parties within the last few days.