If I was the actual Jeff Goldblum as opposed to the doppelganger in this Richmond street fight, I would be on the phone to my agent right now.
“Whatever the next role is,” I would say, “the producers have to agree to include a scene in which my character gets into an argument with some bare-chested asshole and does exactly this when push comes to shove.
“I don’t care if it’s a Wes Anderson film or Jurassic Park VII or whatever…we have to build on the lore of this thing. It’s trending all over and I need to be this guy. Kids all over the world are going ‘whoo-whoo!’…this kind of thing happens very rarely.”
Agent to Goldblum: “Wait…you could be the next Liam ‘Paycheck’ Neeson!”
Jeff Goldblum had enough of shirtless guy’s shit pic.twitter.com/KA0DbKdEr7
— KFC Radio (@KFCradio) May 12, 2020
