The gold-faced, green-tinted, thick-lipped fishbowl guy with plump, vaguely Eastern European features is directing all non-Republicans to abstain from voting on Tuesday. Especially those in Texas. Just go to work, focus on the chores at hand, ignore what’s going on, hit the market on your way home, keep to yourself and throw a few beers down before you crash. If you do this all will be well, and no one will throw you down a hole or insert an explosive brain-control device in the back of your neck. Read my reptilian pinchers — you know what not to do.
