Like a strange virus I had absorbed but hadn't yet settled into my system, I could feel my latent loathing for David Lowery's The Green Knight early on. I didn't watch it when it first came out because I "knew" (i.e., strongly sensed) I would hate it. I finally streamed it late last night, and I felt smothered in boredom within seconds. Drugged, oxygen-starved, submerged in medieval muck, and facing a terrible two-hour slog.