I purchased a download of Corel Paintshop Photo Pro X3, and of course it didn’t acknowledge the existence of this software on the final download page. So I called tech support and the message said today’s a holiday and they’ll all be back at work on Monday, April 5th. Who gets April Fool’s Day off?

From here on no work holidays except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Day, 4th of July and Labor Day. All the other piddly-dink holidays are hereby shit-canned. And no sending people home early when the weather acts up, as I explained several weeks ago.