“We’re just a shittier people than we used to be…sorry.” — Bill Maher, last night’s “New Rules” rant.

ESPN’s Steven A. Smith: “I’m not going to call Joe Biden a cognitive mess or anything like that — that’s very disrespectful, and I would never speak about our President that way. But when you’re 82 years of age it’s not offensive to say you’re no longer a spring chicken and you don’t seem to have the level of fire and energy that we want you to have.”