Who drives James Bond‘s Aston Martin off a cliff in the middle of a rainstorm and dumps it in a lake? The guy who did this had been hired as a driver? Quantum of Solace producers paid this asshole to deliver the super-expensive car to the set in heavy rain yesterday morning when it went off the road and splashed into northern Italy’s Lake Garda.

A report said that the Aston Martin in question is black. (What happened to light gray?) Could the town on Lake Garda’s western shore be the same one made (in)famous by Pier Paolo Pasolini?