This is desperate-sounding chitter-chat on one level, but on another level it’s kind of fun. It would be startling, of course, if Crash were to take the Best Picture Oscar away from Brokeback Mountain. It won’t happen, but it would be fascinating if it did. I would survive and so would Ang Lee and James Schamus, and the world would not be that different a place the morning after…but c’mon. We’re all pretty sure what’s going to happen. I think.