I saw episode 6 ("Abductions") of The White Lotus last night. The final episode ("Arrivederci") airs on Sunday, 12.11. And I know one thing. Somehow or some way, I want someone to slap the shit out of Will Sharpe's Ethan Spiller character. The wealthy pissant husband of Aubrey Plaza's Harper Spiller, Ethan is a downer -- always frowning or guilt-tripped or convulsed, disturbed by one thing or another, a drag to hang out with. Every time the camera gazes upon this little shit, I want to punch his lights out. Please...I'm not asking for much. Everyone wants this to happen.