Welcome to Fakeville — a.k.a. Universal Citywalk, L.A. mecca for tourists who love visiting Las Vegas, Cancun, Atlantic City, Orlando Disneyworld, etc. Snapped a couple of hours prior to this evening’s press 3-D screening of Beowulf — Friday, 11.2.07, 5:20 pm; Fiesta Taco Salad at Jillian’s — made me nauseous just to look at it, much less watch the Nikki Blonsky look-alike who…I can’t do this.