All would-be Jesus actors need a lean, slightly hungry look, not to mention a hank of hippie-ish, middle-parted, not-quite-shoulder-length hair. GOP Jesus is a revisionist Nazarene in more ways than one — a guy who enjoys regular cheeseburger dinners followed by Ben and Jerry’s desserts, and who visits a hairdresser on a regular basis. Produced by the Chicago-based Friend Dog Studios. Some of the disciples are wearing tight jeans, sweat pants, leotards, cross-training shoes and flip-flops with socks, presumably because the weather alongside Lake Michigan was cool that day. All this aside, most of the Sermon on the Mount revisions are on-target.