The mother-breast-feeding-her-four-year-old-kid joke isn’t the least bit amusing — it’s just trash-can material. The gag about Rob Schneider french-kissing his much-older wife in front of his old pallies could have been funny, but not the way they’ve done it here. And Kevin James‘ character would be in critical condition (or at the very least in intensive care) if he slammed into a tree and fell 25 or 30 feet onto a rocky hillside, etc. Repeat — this stuff isn’t funny.

The director is longtime Sandler butt-boy Dennis Dugan, who previously helmed You Dont Mess With The Zohan (parts of which I laughed at here and there), I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (nope), and Big Daddy (which, I admit, wasn’t altogether terrible).