Soldier: Captain Willard of 505 battalion, 173rd Airborne, assigned SOG?
Willard: Hey buddy, y’gonna shut the door?
Soldier: We have orders to escort you to the airfield.
Willard: What are the charges ?”
Soldier: What?
Willard: What’d I do?
Centre Street just south of Canal — Tuesday, 4.21, 11:15 am.
Soldier: There’re no charges, Captain. You have orders to report to ComSec intelligence in Nha Trang.
Willard: Hmm, yuhn.
Solider: Captain?
Willard: (Muttering, sinking) Yup…Nha Trang for me.
Soldier: All right, Pete, we got a dead one here.