Soldier: Captain Willard of 505 battalion, 173rd Airborne, assigned SOG?

Willard: Hey buddy, y’gonna shut the door?

Soldier: We have orders to escort you to the airfield.

Willard: What are the charges ?”

Soldier: What?

Willard: What’d I do?

Centre Street just south of Canal — Tuesday, 4.21, 11:15 am.

Soldier: There’re no charges, Captain. You have orders to report to ComSec intelligence in Nha Trang.

Willard: Hmm, yuhn.

Solider: Captain?

Willard: (Muttering, sinking) Yup…Nha Trang for me.

Soldier: All right, Pete, we got a dead one here.