If the 31-year-old fashion model Emily Ratajkowski has been around in '54 and had decided to extend some of that breathtaking largesse to a morally ambivalent, seen-better-days Hoboken longshoreman named Terry Malloy...that I could understand. If HE was banging out a daily column for the Hoboken Gazette, I could report this happy news without so much as a hiccup or raised eyebrow.